neil cicierega is god
(quick disclaimer this carrd is obviously satire and just for fun please don't take this seriously lol anyways have fun)VVV * issued warrant for arrest * VVV
this is FAKE Lemon Demon !!1!!!11!!!!111!!!1!!!!
do NOT say this is lemon demon it is disrespectful to our God and you will be punished !!!!!!111!!!1!!!!!11!!1!!!!!
im sure by now you know who mr. neil cicierega is but if not please direct yourself to the neil wiki :)
ahemokay.mr. cicierega has been involved in everything ever created. he's everywhere. he made harry potter puppet pals, worked on gravity falls, is lemon demon, created the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, every bit of media you have ever consumed has been touched by neil cicierega and therefore he is god.what should you do with this information ?join our religion of course !
(not a cult)here we have funky lemon fridays, a day to give thanks to neil who has so kindly given us wonderful music under the name lemon demon.we also have sacrificial mondays but that's something you can learn about later ! haha !!on tuesdays we water and tend to the orchard of lemon trees that live right behind the chapel.
so you want to know more about our lovely chapel ? wonderful i shall be your guide. :)
the outside. isn't it lovely ! the church may be hard to find but once you are in it's lots of fun ! we even have electricity and free wifi !
WiFi: Cicierega1
Pass: SweetB0d
the lobby is quite spacious making room for us to do whatever we please :)
in here we usually play our favorite board games like twister and abnormally large jenga.
---well it is sad to see you go but this is the end of our meeting together.
i wish to see you again sometime soon ! hopefully you have considered our religion and would like to join us in our traditions !
have a lovely day !!!!